May god hold you in the hollow of His hand.. Heres to staying positive and testing negative. May peace and plenty bless your world with joy that long endures. that love US!". Here's to Hell! 42.) Another day another bender. May your heart be as light as a song. 8.) 13. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light; may good luck pursue you each morning and night. Heres to the land of the shamrock, where Irish hearts are true. Irish Blessing/Curse . May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend. Thirst is a shameless disease so here's to a shameful cure. May the splinters never point the wrong way. These Irish blessings often employ a bit of Irish laughter, or the sentiment of days gone by, but they are almost certain to bring a . 126.) 49.) May luck be your friend in whatever you doAnd may trouble always be a stranger to you. 144.) For Instagram captions, Facebook posts and other social media communications. When we drink, we get drunk. In this guide, were focusing on the best Irish toasts for St Patricks Day, Weddings and more. Time is a waste of life. If you fool, may you fool death. Heres to eyes in your heads and none in your spuds. May you have many blessings, and wherever your path may wind, May every day thats coming be the bright and happy kind. May your home be filled with laughterMay your pockets be filled with goldAnd may you have all the happinessYour Irish heart can hold. Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. May you escape the gallows, avoid distress,And be as healthy as a trout. 37.) May your home always be too small to hold all your friends. May the good Saint Patrick protect ye, and the devil neglect ye. 57.) May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future. Heres that we may always have a clean shirt, a clean conscience, and a guinea in our pocket. And never want as long as you live". Next up is a short and sweet Irish wedding toast that can be shared between good friends and wishes for safety and prosperity in this life and the next. If youre lucky enough to be IrishYoure lucky enough! May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent. As you were born on a lucky star, may that star never lose its twinkle. 55.) May those who love us love us.And those that dont love us,May God turn their hearts.And if He doesnt turn their hearts,May he turn their ankles,So well know them by their limping. 150.) 41.) Some of the best Irish toasts are short and pack a punch. Let us drink to bread, for without bread, there would be no toast. May we be alive at this same time again next year! You can't screw that up. Here's one for breakups, new jobs, colleague farewells, etc. A funny Irish saying about your enemies ankles - IrishCentral.com May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent. Heres to each lad and his darlin colleen. You can also interpret it as a toast to those who have departed the world of the living. 1.) 3.) Heres to fooling, stealing, fighting, and drinking. B.) This toast is a celebration of those fantastic people who arent shy about getting a round in!