", Gizelle BryantSeason 1: "The word on the street is that I'm the word on the street." 27. ", Larsa PippenSeason 1: "My husband's got moves, but I run the game. "Season 12: "I go big or I go home, and I'm not going home. Eileen Davidson (Season 7): "I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything" A cute idea to play on the three wise monkeys aphorism, but it required so much contorting that it lost its punch. Eileen was one of the best cast members on RHOBH and brought a sense of class and realism to the series. 4) Lisa Vanderpump, RHOBH (Best) Season 3: "Life isn't all diamonds and ros, but it should be.". I feel like royalty", Lynne CurtinSeason 4: "I'm just your typical Orange County housewife. ", Nene LeakesSeason 1 & 2: "I dont keep up with the Jones, I am the Jones. When people tell me Im fake, I know theyre just pulling my leg. Aviva Drescher, Real Housewives of New York Season 6, 2. Considering the context of Melissa's marital advice book, this one's not only ridiculous, it's also creepy. With that said its not surprising that the hilarious Kate Casey, from the Reality Life With Kate Casey podcast and has created 30 of the best unused Real Housewives taglines. ", Kelly DoddSeason 11:"I don't throw parties, I am the party. Denise Richards joined RHOBH in season 9, which was a huge signing for the series. Lisa Rinna (Season 8): I dont have to buy it, cause I alreadyown it The distance between owning your mistakes and learning from them is vast, but turning the concept into a pun should count for something. Wait, this isn't an educational show. We've gathered 40 of our favorite taglines so you can add more spark to your head-turning idea. After years of begging for the peach, she was finally given it and has given fans what they've been waiting for. "Season 8: "If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess. "Season 8: "I dont need to prove anything. This tagline was a hilarious contradiction that also flawlessly mirrors Dorit's character. When life gives you lemons, make a master cleanse. ", Robyn DixonSeason 1: "I don't have a cookie cutter life and I'm not apologizing for it. ", Season 1: "I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight. ", Season 1: "I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big ol' mansion. All I want for Christmas is for you.